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Goldmark After Dark: 14. SKJ
Keep your mouth wide open You keep talkin', we'll keep our hope in The notion that your mouth will close in time I hear your run-on sentence runnin' on And on and on 'til dawn Compensatin' for your...
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Goldmark After Dark: 13. One Damn Lane
Drums keep a-drummin' He's late for the date Motors keep a-hummin' And the bastard's still late Yeah, the groom isn't comin' But still the bride waits Because one damn lane is closed Mr. Giovanni...
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Goldmark After Dark: 12. Movie In A Movie (Love Theme From All Critics Must Die)
The theme song from the upcoming horror-comedy ALL CRITICS MUST DIE
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Goldmark After Dark: 11. Not If I See You First
So you found yourself a man Who fulfills your plan To make a damn fool out of me He can fly you to the moon In a hot air balloon He can even make the deaf man see Well, I’ll tell you, bitch You better...
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Goldmark After Dark: 10. After Burn
(Spoken:) Raccoons: (Assorted exclamations: "WOOO!"; "We did it!"; "We're the best!" etc.) Lead Raccoon: That was the greatest thing I've ever seen or heard. And now, we're gonna teach you stupid kids...
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Goldmark After Dark: 9. Burn
Hey, buddy, won't you let us burn your house down? Ain't no trouble at all! You ask, what's the catch? Well, we've got an itch to scratch We just wanna scratch a match Or two and make great fire balls!...
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Goldmark After Dark: 8. Raccoons
(Spoken:) Lead Raccoon: And THAT, kids, is how YOU can just say no to child prostitution. Raccoons: (Assorted exclamations: "Yeah!"; "You know it!"; "Uh-huh!"; and one huge gutteral...
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Goldmark After Dark: 7. The Road!
My daddy was a beat-up car That had crashed into a Carl's Jr. star In a truly misconceived daredevil stunt My mama was a green guitar Whose strings were torn out and set on fire By a desperate band of...
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Goldmark After Dark: 6. She'll Come Crawlin' Back
Don't worry, it's a foregone conclusion She's sufferin' from a brain disease called confusion Any minute now she's gonna see the light Surrender the fight and come home tonight, that's right She'll...
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Goldmark After Dark: 5. Theme From Officer Down
(Officer down, officer down) (4x) Life on the streets is always rough There ain’t no mercy nowhere The cops all getting paid by the pimps and thugs (pimps and thugs) Only one on the beat is tough...
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Goldmark After Dark: 4. Everyone Else
I circle the block a twelfth damn time I ask my offended self why I'm Allowing these parked cars to keep their insistence On maintaining their existences And just as I tie my rage in knots Abruptly my...
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Goldmark After Dark: 3. Not Dead
(Scat and guitar intro) Well, it's 3AM I got a truckload of lemons And a hundred fifty miles ahead If I'm gonna make it Alert and awake I'm gonna need another cup a' not dead'Nother cup a' not dead,...
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Goldmark After Dark: 2. The Guy On TV Is Not Happy
This was the #6 most-requested song on The Dr. Demento Show in 2010, and was played on his 40th anniversary show. It also was nominated for a Logan Award that year for Best Original Song.
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Goldmark After Dark: 1. The Abstinence Anthem
(Spoken) The following collection of noises is brought to you by The Abstinence Foundation. Abstinence. (Sung) Abstinence! It'll get you laid! LAID!
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Brows Held High: Beauty and the Beast: 2. Cocteau
A parody of "Gaston" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Original Music by Alan Menken Original Lyrics by Howard Ashman Parody Lyrics by Kyle Kallgren and Tony Goldmark
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Brows Held High: Beauty and the Beast: 1. Kyle
A parody of "Belle" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Original Music by Alan Menken Original Lyrics by Howard Ashman Parody Lyrics by Kyle Kallgren and Tony Goldmark
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Brows Held High: Beauty and the Beast: 3. Cause It's French
A parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Original Music by Alan Menken Original Lyrics by Howard Ashman Parody Lyrics by Tony Goldmark and Kyle Kallgren
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Brows Held High: Beauty and the Beast: 4. Logic Of A Dream
A parody of "Something There" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Original Music by Alan Menken Original Lyrics by Howard Ashman Parody Lyrics by Tony Goldmark and Kyle Kallgren
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Brows Held High: Beauty and the Beast: 6. Disney and Cocteau
A parody of "Beauty and the Beast" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Original Music by Alan Menken Original Lyrics by Howard Ashman Parody Lyrics by Tony Goldmark and Kyle Kallgren
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Brows Held High: Beauty and the Beast: 5. Kill The Mouse
A parody of "The Mob Song" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast Original Music by Alan Menken Original Lyrics by Howard Ashman Parody Lyrics by Tony Goldmark and Kyle Kallgren
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